Do you want to boost your funeral?
Hire me, the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.
Below are the prices:
1. Normal crying $50
2. Crying & rolling on the ground $100
3.Crying & threatening to jump into the grave $200
4.Crying & actually jumping in the grave $1000 pic.twitter.com/1iZ8BYVY5C— Bryan Silva GRATATA ? (@OutterSpaceSWAG) February 26, 2018

Do you want to boost your funeral?
Hire me, the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.
Below are the prices:
1. Normal crying $50
2. Crying & rolling on the ground $100
3.Crying & threatening to jump into the grave $200
4.Crying & actually jumping in the grave $1000 pic.twitter.com/1iZ8BYVY5C— Bryan Silva GRATATA ? (@OutterSpaceSWAG) February 26, 2018